I’ve realized this blog is not NEARLY as foul, nasty, dirty, disgusting, and sexual as it’s father blog http://mykoreancrush.blogspot.com. Well that shit is about to change my shangnyuns. Get prepared to have woodies.
May 16, 2012
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Can I just say DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NINJJAH! The boys of Dalmatian are back with a vengeance! Sorta…, let’s just say they be lookin’ fine as fuck! Damn!
Dalmatian debut sometime last year (I think, who knows, who cares), and received mediocre success, took a break, lost a couple of members, got a new member, switched the name up to DMTN and BAM! Love the new image the second line-up is sporting, that ghetto ass Asian thug look, gosh, I love pretty bad ass boys who can get yo dick hard, and have ‘em startin’ fights in the yard - ya feel my flow? OMG! Ruff, ruff bitch, throw a bone at me and call me a dirty whore! These are the types of namjas you want to be out drinking soju all night, then come home to ya in a drunken rage, and slap yo ass around, then have mad fuckin’ angry sex with. You know rip your clothes off and gang bang your ass while you scream “NOOOOOOO HYUNG!” (but really mean “OH YES HYUNG! FUCK THAT HINEY HARDER HYUNG! MAKE ME PUT THE NIM AT THE END OF HYUNG!”). Just don’t marry these types of cats, that is not the type of ninjjah you bring home to umma - yea feel me?
And for those wondering about the previous members, Lee Da Ri (이다리) enlisted into the army last year, so he was unable to promote the current EP, and Day Day (David Kim) left the group due to personal reasons (because he knew the group was a joke when they debut) and was replaced by Simon.
Make sure you check out these ninjjah’s new music video E.R. and pick up their new mini album State of Emergency.
Young Won (영원), Daniel (다니엘), Inati (이나티), Jeesu (지수), and Simon (사이먼) pose for a promotional picture for their second mini album State of Emergency.
May 1, 2012
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Can we say FUCK YEA!
Ji Huan Bo (紀煥博), Fu Zheng Gang (傅正剛), Wu Tian Chao (吳天超), Zhang Xin (张鑫) for L’Officiel Hommes China
April 17, 2012
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Damn, Moon Sung Min be looking fresh to death. He could smack my balls a few times if he wanted. Shit. He’s a professional volleyball player in South Korea.
Moon Sung Min (문성민) for Men’sHealth Korea
April 4, 2012
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DAMNNNNNNNNN! China is looking goooooood now a days!
Zhang Xin (张鑫) for L’Officiel Hommes China, April 2011
I think SM Entertainment found it’s new “it” boy from the newly developed boy band EXO. EXO member Kai (real name Kim Jong In) recently modeled for American designer Calvin Klein’s men’s spring collection. In addition to Kai modeling, his band maters from the sub-group EXO-K also posed for the world famous designer. Their photo spread can be found in the new edition of Korean magazine High Cut. Anyways back to Kai. Look at him. So delicious. And his lips. So full, so DSL material. Oh gosh. Ugh. Horny.
Kai (카이) for Calvin Klein Spring 2012 Collection
March 15, 2012
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Damn. Damn you Daniel Liu. Damn, damn, damn you Daniel Liu. You fine ass piece of Taiwanese beef. Fuck you Daniel Liu!
Daniel Liu for Nordstroms 2012 Men’s Spring Collection
Oh my fucking goodness! FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK! He’s fucking fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Check out his group’s debut single Face. It’s actually pretty fucking catchy!
JR of Kpop boy band NU’EST
March 9, 2012
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I’m seriously on pretty boy overload. WTF!?!? Why does the Korean industry do this to me?!? I seriously love 꽃미남!!! More so than buff sexy beefy Korean men. I love my thinned out, pretty-faced twinks!! AHHHHH!
The second buzz single from Korean boy band EXO. The Korean version is performed by the subgroup EXO-K while the Mandarin (Chinese) version is performed by the subgroup EXO-M.
March 9, 2012
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Jung Eun Woo gets me so horny when I look at him. Grrr…, I’m at work right now…, might need to run to the toilet to take care of some business.
Jung Eun Woo (정은우) for someone’s horny desires